Welcome to Our Magical Mystery Sale!
This is a fairly unique opportunity to pick up some old and rare wine (in some cases, irreplaceable) at well below market value. The 6-packs (and 3-Pack) detailed below are drawn from bottles lost and found in the considerable depths of our cellar, and from my unruly personal collection (and past auction purchases), randomly packed in Free Range bottle carriers. These bottles could be literally anything.
You can expect fair market value to significantly exceed your per bottle price, but many of these are so rare, in these vintages, that it’s difficult to corroborate value with none available at retail anywhere on Earth. All wines are at least a few years since harvest, and many are 20+ years in bottle. These bottles are almost entirely red, and lean toward new world fruit sources (OR, CA, WA), though not always new world styles. Vintages range from 1991 to 2021. Absolutely none of these are cast-offs, and the vast majority were originally purchased with personal consumption in mind, but as we’ve discussed, I own far more wine than one could ever possibly consume.
If you would like to include one white wine, whiskey, and/or dessert wine (instead of 6 bottles of red by default), please check the applicable boxes when selecting your pack(s) below.
Please hit us up directly with any questions you may have, otherwise, click below, and we’ll start assembling 6-packs!
*** Limit 1 of each pack per household
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Just a Taste of Magic (3-Pack)
Sale Price: $89
$120 min retail value ($40/btl)
Only 2 left in stock
The Taste of Magic (3-pack) is our current introductory mystery pack, and while it may be the most modest version of the idea, it still clears the bar by a significant margin. Your bag will contain three bottles of delicious, properly aged Oregon Pinot Noir drinking well beyond the price.
Where to Begin (6-pack)
Sale Price: $199
$330 min retail value ($55/btl)
Only 1 left in stock
The Where to Begin (6-pack) is our standard intro level, which much like a mediocre Radiohead record is still an impressive thing compared to what everybody else is offering. Your bag will contain delicious properly aged wine drinking well beyond the price.
Heavy Hitters (6-pack)
Sale Price: $389
$594 min retail value ($99/btl)
Only 3 left in stock
The Heavy Hitters (6-pack) looks like a who’s who of top shelf back wall type fare. Old stalwarts, and up ’n’ comers alike, your average bottle here is a fairly special thing.
Myths & Legends (6-pack)
Sale Price: $579
$810 min retail value ($135/btl)
Only 2 left in stock
Myths & Legends (6-pack) is not hyperbole. You will find here some of the finest and rarest wines of which we are aware in the world. Most will be significantly lauded, though some are too rare to be well known commodities. American originals, best in class producers, and very highly rated bottles only.