*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* Hola Free Rangers, First, there are dozens of kind neighborhood folks who compliment, thank, and ask us questions about the many shrubs, flowers, and trees that we’ve planted around the shop for every one of the following f@ckers. But it has always been true about the squeaky wheel. And in this case, he’s always the same, maybe three or four similar flesh suits per year at this point, though it seems the most recent khakass...

Hello Free Rangers, It’s been a wealth of riches amongst nominations for the everyday jackasses awards, here at street level these days. Shall we go with last week’s tiny dad-man who wonders won’t someone please think of the children(!) for which I’ve already got copious notes, or the freshest and first-est whiskey bro momma, the viscosity of whose presence just left a sixty-four foot caterpillar trail from the whiskey rack to the door? … They’re all just so...