| Hello Free Rangers, I know I set myself up for this by saying that the new year didn’t begin until the 20th of January, but that month that just happened was the quickest running in at least four years. I just triple checked, it’s still a full 31 days. I’m not a crazy person (not for real), I get that mathematically, this past month was as long as one can be on our calendar, in this current reality, but if you didn’t stop to look around, you may have missed it. So, we took a rare day off, all of us. Derek was prepared to fight his way in Monday, but I insisted we take a snow day for the first time in our (almost) 8 years on Atlantic Ave. Apologies to anybody we disappointed; I usually make better plans ahead of a big snow. My bad. Even with the pick-up/delivery only Mon-Thurs, we all really needed the day off… speaking of which, apologies also to the one or two whose intent may have been pure, amongst a handful of folks who got some fairly colorful responses, depending upon the tone in which they asked why we aren’t letting people into the shop Monday – Thursday. Yes, we are still doing that, at least through the end of February, and continued thanks to those of you who have helped us out with these new policies, designed to help protect us all. And while I’m at it, I’m sorry about how quickly that last sale went, and that we ended up having far fewer bottles than we had been led to believe were en route. Fool me once.… We’re working to replicate that same deal, or at least its intent and value, in the very near future, but first, as a thank you to all of you for helping us and each other through a comically trying year (and to light a fire directly under a major inventory and cellar project), this week’s Magical Mystery wine sale is a fairly unique opportunity to pick up some old and rare wine (in some cases, irreplaceable) at well below market value. Apparently more of you made it through a Dry January than I had thought were attempting it. It seems the rest of us made up for it on your behalf. You’re welcome. Separately from this, but directly for the benefit of what comes next, I own an absurd amount of wine, by any reasonable measure. So, whether or not you deserve it, why not treat yourself to one (or more) of four Magical Mystery 6-packs? Drawn from bottles lost in the depths of our cellar here, and from my considerable personal stash, we have an impressive pool of bottles from which to randomly pull and fill orders in the below categories. You’re welcome to 1 of each 6-pack. The vast majority of these bottles are red, and while we can’t take orders for specific bottles, if you’d like a white or two (or specifically no whites), please put that in the notes. And if you’re reading this from out of town, we can ship via Fedex to about 14 states these days, or we’re also happy to hold your order in our cellar until you’re back in town. Please hit us up directly with any questions you have. Otherwise, click below, and we’ll start assembling 6-packs! Back to the Future (limit 1 per customer) 6 bottles of wine, with a minimum bottle age of 5 years, and a minimum average value of $35 per bottle ($210 per 6-pack), delicious wines of relative scarcity. $119 The Future is Now (limit 1 per customer) 6 bottles of wine, with a minimum bottle age of 7 years, and a minimum average value of $55 per bottle ($330 per 6-pack), properly aged wines drinking beyond their price. $199 20,000 Leagues Under the Cellar (limit 1 per customer) 6 bottles of wine, with a minimum bottle age of 12 years, and a minimum average value of $75 per bottle ($450 per 6-pack), fully mature wines, some of which are very rare. $249 Old Enough to Drink Themselves (limit 1 per customer) All 6 bottles will be of a minimum of 21 years since harvest, with a minimum average value of $125 per bottle ($750 per 6-pack), wines of this age, in this condition are hard to come by at this value. There will be some wonderful and rare bottles in here, potentially irreplaceable. $449 Magical Mystery 6-packs: Back to the Future Min bottle age 5 years, min avg. value $35/btl $119 The Future is Now Min bottle age 7 years, min avg. value $55/btl $189 20,000 Leagues Under the Cellar Min bottle age 12 years, min avg. value $75/btl $249 Old Enough to Drink Themselves Min bottle age 21 years, min avg. value $125/btl $449 (!) Click here for the HIDDEN SALE PAGE (!) ** This week only, as supplies last! ** * No other discounts apply.* Cheers, Jack Proprietor Free Range Wine & Spirits P.S. Free Range E-mail Archive |
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