| Howdy Free Rangers, Well, it was a year. There were days, weeks, and months, but these things used to have their own defined borders, but lately they have seemed to be warring factions of reality. Btw, that’s my new punk band name: Warring Factions of Reality. Maybe we can time travel and open for Disposable Heroes of the HipHoprisy, opening for U2, on the Zoo TV Tour. A guy can dream, can’t he? Anyway, as I said before, this foul year of our Lord two thousand twenty-one finally began at noon on January 20th, so happy new year, everybody! Cheers! Take a deep breath. Things are far from perfect, but they could’ve been far worse. The Orange Orangutan slunk out of the Whitehouse good and early on Wednesday, so he could stick one more pricey flight on Airforce One to us taxpayers, and he and his family broke another precedent by having nothing to do with the transition of power. Probably best for all, I suppose, and no surprise at all. Joe Biden certainly wasn’t my first choice for President, but he was 330,000 choices ahead of anyone named Trump (besides Mary). And as cynical as I have grown, I absolutely stopped what I was doing to watch Kamala Harris being sworn in. She’s not nearly as Left as I would like, but I’m also currently wearing a t-shirt bearing and image of a 9 year old Harris looking more serious than I have at any time in my life. Much respect to what she’s accomplished. Completely unrelated to anything else, my brother from another mother, Craig, who runs a bar and a tiny media empire in Germany interviewed me for a New York themed cocktail concept thing. So if you happen to be in Karlsruhe, Germany, please stop in at the Electric Eel Café for cocktails to go. Or if you just want to check out the article, click here! We’re maintaining our pick-up/delivery only policy Monday – Thursday, and thanks to everybody who has helped us out with this. As always, you can order online at www.FreeRangeBrooklyn.com, and on that same front page you can make an appointment to come in and shop, on those days. We’re trying to make things relatively easy for our loyal regulars, while giving ourselves the leeway to not deal with tourists and randoms during the week, which is allowing Derek and I (mostly Derek) to make sweeping improvements to the website. And as always, please feel free to hit me up directly: Jack@FreeRangeBrooklyn.com, or get us on the shop phone: 718.643.2250. As always, we’re much more available and flexible for you all than for walk-ins. So, given the 2 bottles we sold from the last deal, it seems that an $89 tequila is not what many are looking for during Dry January (not that many of our people are holding to that), so we’re going the opposite direction entirely this round. Behold, one of our least expensive and highest discount deals ever! Berkshire Mountain Distillers make some really excellent whiskey, in a number of styles and prices. They produce one of the best corn whiskeys we’ve ever tasted, and at the distillery, it’s line priced with their Bourbon at $40 per bottle. We snagged a bunch on closeout, and currently have it on the shelf at $29, but we can do better. One of our favorite wines in can is the Primary Pinot Noir. Our distributor friends had mad a deal with a major sports team in CA, and since the stadium has been empty all year, they’ve got a warehouse full and we’re currently paying less than half of what they used to cost. Please click below to secure a 1 each bottle of Berkshire Corn Whiskey, can of Pinot, and can of Chard, all for $23 (suggested retail price is $54). (!) Click here for the HIDDEN SALE PAGE(!) sale: retail: Berkshire Corn Whiskey + Pinot & Chard Cans $23 $ ** This week only, as supplies last! ** * No other discounts apply.* Cheers, Jack Proprietor Free Range Wine & Spirits P.S. Free Range E-mail Archive |
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