Hey Free Rangers,
It’s a strange new world two hundred feet away from our old spot, here on the profoundly visible corner at Atlantic & Hoyt. Foot traffic is up about 300%, revenue is up about 10%. The chaos/jackass factor comes in at an incalculable increase against our old dark little spot next to our friends at Absolute Coffee. I’m a bit out of breath, and even more scattered than usual, after a fairly weird day (into evening) that included chasing a couple of thieves down Hoyt Street. Just a thought here: if you can’t outrun a 50 year old guy with a full Santa beard and a reconstructed knee, perhaps shoplifting is not in your best future. Though truth be told, the actual lift was pretty slick. And I still caught your dumb ass, retrieved my bottle, and maybe a bit more. But what’s a hardcore lefty to do? I don’t believe that anyone- who isn’t a certifiable violent menace, or a war criminal- belongs in the American prison system. Not even these derelicts who tried to run off with our booze. But it did require some personal restraint to not inflict violence on them myself. Under the circumstances, it ended about as well as it could have, with no theft, no violence, and nobody turned over to the carceral state. Unrelated, really need to work on my cardio. Two more blocks and they would’ve gotten away.
Now to the crazy pre-Turkey Day sale!
This is available ONLINE ONLY now through Noon on Monday. Under no circumstances will this sale be available in the shop, on the phone, or anywhere at all after noon on Monday!
So, here’s the deal: every bottle on our Top Picks for Turkey Day table in the shop is also on a hidden landing page online, and all are currently available at 20% off! Mix and match in any quantities you like, for pick-up or local delivery (within our usual foot-delivery radius).
Stock up early and save big!
(!) Click here for hidden sale page (!)
Top Picks for Turkey Day @ 20% OFF
*** Online only! ***
Cheers,
Jack
Proprietor
Free Range Wine & Spirits
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