*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* Hello Free Rangers, It’s been a wealth of riches amongst nominations for the everyday jackasses awards, here at street level these days. Shall we go with last week’s tiny dad-man who wonders won’t someone please think of the children(!) for which I’ve already got copious notes, or the freshest and first-est whiskey bro momma, the viscosity of whose presence just left a sixty-four foot caterpillar trail from the whiskey rack to...

Hello Free Rangers, It’s been a wealth of riches amongst nominations for the everyday jackasses awards, here at street level these days. Shall we go with last week’s tiny dad-man who wonders won’t someone please think of the children(!) for which I’ve already got copious notes, or the freshest and first-est whiskey bro momma, the viscosity of whose presence just left a sixty-four foot caterpillar trail from the whiskey rack to the door? … They’re all just so...