Howdy Free Rangers,We’ve seen another large influx of new e-mail listers, and are experiencing the closest thing yet to an actual holiday season since the Before Times, and I just wanted to take a minute to thank those of you who recently joined us, as well...
Top of the Cyclone Free Rangers,They’re coming to take me away, ha ha. They’re coming to take me away ho ho, he he, ha ha, to the funny farm where life is… Oh, hey. Didn’t see you reading there. I don’t recall precisely whether is was this Napoleon XIV...
Holy Crow Free Rangers,Super scattered here folks. Like an overturned semi, jackknifed on the interstate, loaded to the brim with super bounce balls. I very much wish I had some cool fun news to relay, but my amorphous purgatory on wheels continues to metaphorically...
Well Hey Free Rangers,A lot going on this week, so let’s get right to business. More stories next week, I promise(ish).So, Turkey Day (week) hours look like this: Monday: 11am – 8:30pm ...
Well Free Rangers, There was apparently just a shooting in the street in front of the shop [Saturday, early afternoon]. Broad daylight, bright sunshiny day. It seems to have been some form of road rage situation, but it’s unclear if the crash that closed Atlantic...
I Have Sinned Against You Free Rangers,It’s not actually as dramatic as all that, but I am aware that in a rare instance there was no e-mail last week from this location. Sorry about that. Strange days, my friends. But when this many strange days get strung...
