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In The Summertime
*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* View this email in your browser I Can See Clearly Now Free Rangers, The rain is gone. Well, it’s the middle of the summer, deep into a global climate crisis, so the rain comes and goes at momentary whim, and once in a century weather...
Ch-ch-ch-changes
Bom Dia Free Rangers, Most days lately it’s fairly quiet out there, looking at total foot traffic, but the energy seems to be at a low rumble, with frequent explosions… I just got off a packed subway car in unreasonable proximity to 3 maskless people (two of whom were...
Death in the Afternoon
*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* View this email in your browser Deep Breaths Free Rangers, It’s getting weird(er) out there (again). Luckily the booze still works. Speaking of which, it is with great delight and anticipation that we proudly announce the re-opening...
Four Stages Before Acceptance
*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* View this email in your browser Greetings and Salutations Free Rangers, Hunter Thompson saved everything. When he hand wrote letters he’d always use carbon paper to create a simultaneous duplicate (if you're under 40, it...
Ain’t Nothin’ Like the Real Thing (TMI)
*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* View this email in your browser WTF Free Rangers, I have re-occurring dreams of profound loss, and of lostness. Not the usual human kind of familial lamentation, or even close friends lost to accident, drug overdose, and/or suicide....
Silent in the morning
*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* View this email in your browser Wow Free Rangers, I am at a loss. Last night I finished the e-mail for this week. Clever opening, some fun Kids in the Hall references, a fun paragraph about dogs, updates on our local happenings, and...
Living the stream…
*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* View this email in your browser Hakuna Matata Free Rangers, As a small business owner/operator, one of the most demoralizing things that occurs fairly regularly are dog owners letting their dogs relieve themselves on the hydrant...
Live and learn
*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* View this email in your browser Seven Blessings Free Rangers, Live and learn. I know it’s a thing that people say, but it’s one of the truest. Any real student of any game is always learning, including the world’s foremost...
Into the sausage making… TWO. DOLLARS.
*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* View this email in your browser Sæll og blessaður Free Rangers, So, I’ve been told that these e-mails have turned dark(er again). What can I say, I’m a bit of dark guy, and working seven days per week can really start to crease a...
Burgundy Nouveau… wait, what?
*|MC:SUBJECT|* *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|* View this email in your browser Howdy Free Rangers, Apologies for these e-mails coming in a little later each week, these days. Both Melissa and Lisa are out of town, and it’s been just Derek and I to cover all open shop hours, and...