Magical Mystery Packs! ~ New World Warrior Edition

Que Pasa Free Rangers? First, for everybody who ever asked, “what do I get for being on your list?” then declined after our pitch, we’re giving away a pair of FREE tickets to (the extremely the sold-out) Majority Report Live at the Bell House this Saturday March 26th...

Clever headline unrelated to any holiday…

Hello Free Rangers, Pretty sure I once wrote one of these things about how we’ll never tell you what to drink based on the season, the weather, or whatever the topic of 90% of your inbox on a given week. But we’ve also got this new Kentucky Owl St Patrick’s Edition...

So close you can taste it…

Howdy Free Rangers, First, I know that masks are no fun, but we’ve been doing our own research since the beginning of the pandemic and continue to make decisions based on the health and safety of our people and the City at large. And no matter what our protocol...

One star, two star, red fish, blue fish…

Hey Free Rangers,So much going on around here, and around the world, that words and thoughts seem to get jumbled on their way to the page. So, here’s our latest public response to our most recent online (1-star) review. Otherwise, feel free to skip down to the sale...

Emotional rollercoaster, ending in Death (& Co.)

Hola Free Rangers, INT. Free Range Wine & Spirits – Sunday afternoon Customer: (rushes in un-masked, and is deep into the shop almost immediately.) Me: Do you have a mask? Customer: No, do you have one you can give me? Me: No, I’m sorry, our last 4 masks...

You don’t hate Chardonnay.

How goes it, Free Rangers? At some point in the last few years, I’ve apparently become somebody’s grandma, because all I want to drink, most of the time, is expensive Chardonnay. By expensive, I mean delicious, and the majority of my regular sippers in the category...
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