Weblog: an Archive of our Newsletters and Sales
Magical Mystery Packs! ~ New World Warrior Edition
Que Pasa Free Rangers? First, for everybody who ever asked, “what do I get for being on your list?” then declined after our pitch, we’re giving away a pair of FREE tickets to (the extremely the sold-out) Majority Report Live at the Bell House this Saturday March 26th...
Clever headline unrelated to any holiday…
Hello Free Rangers, Pretty sure I once wrote one of these things about how we’ll never tell you what to drink based on the season, the weather, or whatever the topic of 90% of your inbox on a given week. But we’ve also got this new Kentucky Owl St Patrick’s Edition...
So close you can taste it…
Howdy Free Rangers, First, I know that masks are no fun, but we’ve been doing our own research since the beginning of the pandemic and continue to make decisions based on the health and safety of our people and the City at large. And no matter what our protocol...
One star, two star, red fish, blue fish…
Hey Free Rangers,So much going on around here, and around the world, that words and thoughts seem to get jumbled on their way to the page. So, here’s our latest public response to our most recent online (1-star) review. Otherwise, feel free to skip down to the sale...
Emotional rollercoaster, ending in Death (& Co.)
Hola Free Rangers, INT. Free Range Wine & Spirits - Sunday afternoon Customer: (rushes in un-masked, and is deep into the shop almost immediately.) Me: Do you have a mask? Customer: No, do you have one you can give me? Me: No, I’m sorry, our last 4 masks were...
You don’t hate Chardonnay.
How goes it, Free Rangers? At some point in the last few years, I’ve apparently become somebody’s grandma, because all I want to drink, most of the time, is expensive Chardonnay. By expensive, I mean delicious, and the majority of my regular sippers in the category...
Is this thing on?
Greetings Free Rangers, At 19 years old, I submitted a piece of new short fiction to a creative writing professor and editor at The Kenyon Review. With a leathery cackle, through a wide grin of ashtray teeth, he suggested that I stick to football. The joke was on him,...
Still (Live from) Here…
Hola Free Rangers, I feel like a lot of people abandoned #DryJanuary this weekend. No judgement. I didn’t even attempt, though I’ll likely be taking it quite a bit easier in February and/or March. We just saw brisker foot traffic and somewhat less nonsense per hour...
Jack is back…
No, not me, Free Rangers, I’m always here. The nice Jack from Brooklyn, who developed and founded Sorel, a local favorite delightfully spicy hibiscus liqueur, that we proudly carried in its original incarnation, and we were amongst the last in the City to have some in...
Gotta know when to fold ‘em…
Know when to walk away, Free Rangers, Know when to run. I finally knew I was decent poker player the first time I folded a great hand, and watched it play out to see two greater hands than mine (statistically improbable), one of which couldn’t have...