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Boutique Oregon and the *Grand Finale* of our Biggest Whiskey Sale Ever!
So Free Rangers,Ya know that scene in Swingers where a few of the struggling actors are discussing what it’s like going to fruitless auditions and having to explain themselves to people back home? And how they don’t tell their relatives when...
MadMed Cans, New Burgundy Rockstar, and Monster Whiskey Sale Round 4!
Que Pasa Free Rangers,So much exciting stuff rolling through the door- and emerging from the depths of the cellar- that we have no choice but to get right after it!Our favorite grab ’n’ go single serving wine, Mad Med Cans, are back, and they’ve brought...
May Flowers Wine Sale and Insane-O Ginormous Whiskey Sale: Round 3!
Hey Free Rangers, What’s the score here? It feels like days of future passed out there, and smells distinctly like earthquake weather. Is anybody else getting that? I'm having a week after a week, though it does feel like some kind of a stride is slowly...
Ain’t Nothin’ Like the Real Thing: Biggest Whiskey Sale Ever – Round 2!
Hola Free Rangers,Nothing like a deadline to get the ponderous synapses exploding forth, and I’m moving apartments tomorrow. I may have gotten a little cocky as so much of what I own remains in the boxes in which they were packed 13 months ago. Meanwhile, my brain is...
Life, Truth, and the Greatest Whiskey Sale of All Time
I Know Free Rangers,I know. I’m as disgusted with myself a… You know, I wrote this thing for this space that discussed two things that I always mock in crappy marketing and tedious conversations: the season and the weather (hence the aborted disgust). It was...
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Jura
Hey Free Rangers, So, I’m working on a screenplay called A Lot of Stuff In a Number of Places Much of the Time. I am not entirely sure where it’s going, but I’m certain that its production will call for zero CGI. I love a good convoluted yet concise title....
Living the Dream Part VIII: Anniversary Blues
Sometimes the gods are just against you. All forces in the universe that are greater than yourself are diametrically opposed to your intended progress for reasons you must hope are dire and worlds beyond your comprehension. At these times there are no right turns. All...
George O.F. the Jungle (Juice)
Free Rangers,Derek here, interrupting our regularly scheduled sale with an additional offer for you this week:Besides receiving delivery of our high-octane barrel pick bourbon from Old Forester, we also preemptively grabbed a TON of...
Old Forester Free Range Barrel Strength Bourbon!
Yo La Tengo Free Rangers,I’ve definitely got it. But what it is remains to be seen. And then we’ll see what remains of the scene. And, scene. Okay, I’m too jazzed about this one for any further pretense. Through the largess of our buddy Mike at Travel Bar, we found...
Foradori: OG Natural Wine
Hey Free Rangers,We’re deep in the tunnel now. As I type, ConEd is somewhere between the cellar of our new building and the 7th ring of Hell under Atlantic Avenue from whence the energy source is tapped. I picture Dark Elves in Lil Nas X style cowboy gear riding...