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Ya Know Free Rangers, There are a lot of guys buying and selling barrels of whiskey all over the country, and we’re fairly skeptical of the practice. I haven’t been shy with my outright contempt for many of them, with their shady sourcing, and unreasonable dollars per...

Hey Free Rangers, *Apologies to non-New Yorkers for the exclusive nature of this note.* Let’s talk about the imminent primary election for Mayor of NYC. While two of the dumbest, thuggiest, more cops are the answer type 'D's (who look a lot like 'R's), are the highest...

Holy Hell Free Rangers, As most of you know, besides our love for dogs in here, we are also vocal and active proponents of planting and greening projects, which are literally good for everybody (as plants help clean the air). Half the fun of buying full barrels of...

Hola Free Rangers, Sorry for the late note this week, it’s been a _____ one (wrong answers only (which are likely all to be factually accurate)). I could spend the next 6 weeks’ e-mails on just the week before the hand chomp (and the next six on the banality of insult...

Damn Free Rangers, That week kicked my ass. Didn’t really expect to be writing this next note from the emergency room, but here we are. It’s been a rough year for my right hand. This was apostrophized when the terminally handsome ER triage nurse recognized me, and...

Hey Free Rangers, A bit behind on the correspondence this week, sorry about that. Generally, we’re profoundly lucky to enjoy the neighborhood and the customers that we do. But sometimes the universe lines up a series of aberrations just to ruin one’s day(s), and some...

_____ Free Rangers (wrong answers only), Scattered. Scattered squared. Factorial. The Ackermann Function. … Scattered like a fig leaf on an olive branch. No, that’s not it. Like a deer in the headlights on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams… on Mulholland Drive…. on the...

Hola Free Rangers, There was a fairly detailed paragraph here about the upcoming NYC Mayoral primary, but as it’s too late to register, and well over a month until the actual primary, it just seems the wrong moment. That being said, we have received nothing but praise...

Hola Free Rangers, There was a fairly detailed paragraph here about the upcoming NYC Mayoral primary, but as it’s too late to register, and well over a month until the actual primary, it just seems the wrong moment. That being said, we have received nothing but praise...

Hey Free Rangers, A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away (late ‘90s in Manhattan), enveloped in a disconcertingly comfy couch, trying not to sweat through a deeply out of fashion (but notably shy of retro) suit, I awaited an appointment with Terry McDonell in...