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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Jura
Hey Free Rangers, So, I’m working on a screenplay called A Lot of Stuff In a Number of Places Much of the Time. I am not entirely sure where it’s going, but I’m certain that its production will call for zero CGI. I love a good convoluted yet concise title....
Living the Dream Part VIII: Anniversary Blues
Sometimes the gods are just against you. All forces in the universe that are greater than yourself are diametrically opposed to your intended progress for reasons you must hope are dire and worlds beyond your comprehension. At these times there are no right turns. All...
George O.F. the Jungle (Juice)
Free Rangers,Derek here, interrupting our regularly scheduled sale with an additional offer for you this week:Besides receiving delivery of our high-octane barrel pick bourbon from Old Forester, we also preemptively grabbed a TON of...
Old Forester Free Range Barrel Strength Bourbon!
Yo La Tengo Free Rangers,I’ve definitely got it. But what it is remains to be seen. And then we’ll see what remains of the scene. And, scene. Okay, I’m too jazzed about this one for any further pretense. Through the largess of our buddy Mike at Travel Bar, we found...
Foradori: OG Natural Wine
Hey Free Rangers,We’re deep in the tunnel now. As I type, ConEd is somewhere between the cellar of our new building and the 7th ring of Hell under Atlantic Avenue from whence the energy source is tapped. I picture Dark Elves in Lil Nas X style cowboy gear riding...
Roll Back the Clock pricing on Henry McKenna 10yr Bourbon!
So Free Rangers, As invasive connectivity thrusts us ever quicker toward the singularity, and the sheer volume of information collapses the exponentially tightening collective attention span toward black hole, eras are becoming shorter and shorter. It seems now as...
Closeout Whites and Cellar Reds…
Hello Free Rangers,First, last week’s whiskey sale is live for one more week! Just to reiterate, this includes the lowest price in town (the world?) on St. George Single Malt Whiskey Lot 22, St. George 40th Anniversary Single Malt, and Lagavulin 11yr Offerman...
These are a few of my fav-or-ite things…
Hey Free Rangers,Long week. Pretty frayed over here, if we’re being honest, and it would be silly to stop doing that at this point. So, let’s just get right after the booze deals, as this was one of the highlights of said week.But first, the 1/2 bottle sale...
1/2 Bottle Extravaganza!
Whoa Free Rangers,If it’s true that uncertainty is an unsustainable state, then Schrödinger’s cat has nothing on me. Though I am most decidedly alive, and verifiably measurable as such. So, here’s a poem I wrote while tasting Eyrie Pinot Noir South Block 1987 the...
Wait, didn’t we just do Japanese Whisk(e)y…
Hey Free Rangers,Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry Humperdinck in little less than half an hour...So much happening, where to begin. We recently tasted barrel samples and selected our next two Free Range single barrels,...